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Bar chords are hard
Alberto Giacommetti
Created on 2005-09-05 10:08:18 (#8212881), last updated 2008-09-10
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Basic Info| Name: | steevcannotdie |
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| Birthdate: | 1987-08-08 |
| Location: | New York City, New York, United States |
| Website: | Myspace |
BioI was born to a virgin and a jew carpenter in a dirty barn with animals watching. I used to bug the rabbis to read me the scriptures when i was a young man and one day it kind of hit me that i might be the son of God. Seeing this as a decently respectable possibility (and even if i weren't DIRECTLY, the old guy calls us "His children" like a hundred times in the bible so it's not a COMPLETE lie) i started venturing around to see the world because being the son of God entitles one to such things. I made like twelve or thirteen friends and hooked up with this hot piece of ass who awkwardly had the same name as my mother but i didn't have much time to worry about any of that because it turned out that not everyone shared the sort of free-loving "i'm the son of God" ethic i perscribe and i got kicked around and then nailed to a couple sticks that look like a little t. Fuckin' crazy night bro. I woke up like three days later naked and in a fucking cave with holes in my hands and feet and it looks like some douchebag stabbed me in the side with something while i was passed out. Pretty hard to live down THAT walk of shame but i played it off okay. I said i did it for everyone's redemption or some shit and then i peaced out of that shithole.
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